Our Trip to Ellen

Well, here I am sitting on board my Westjet flight home from LA and as we’re getting to be North enough to fly over a snow covered landscape I find myself getting a bit sad about going home to winter; but excited to see the kidlets. Of course, I’m also listening to a few kids screeching at the top of their lungs & more than anything I’d love to beat their parents to death, but that’s a topic for another day.

The woman of the hour

The way this trip started off, it had all the makings of one of those trips that we just shouldn’t have gone on. We had a little kafuffle with our flights, and the problems with the kids I detailed in my last blog post. I was a bit worried about taking my mom, only because she’s not as young as she used to be & I was worried she might not have as much fun as I hoped she would. After all, I know all about the standing & waiting, the loudness of the crowds & the music that a trip to Ellen entails, but no matter how much I tried to prepare her I was worried she might wish she’d stayed home. In the end, all my worry was for not.

Our 1st two days we enjoyed some of our favorite restaurants (our only rule is we can’t eat at any place we can eat at in Alberta – sadly, that doesn’t eliminate much). We did our power shopping, tackled the Block at Orange, Downtown Disney & several other places. We visited some family, and we really enjoyed the sunshine & Vitamin D infusion.

Thursday was our big Ellen day, and I could tell from our check-in time that we were seeing the show that would air Monday. Originally, Ellen’s website said we should be seeing Jeff Bridges and while that would have been exciting I was pretty happy when we saw the last minute change to Minnie Driver.

I’ve driven enough in LA to know that traffic is pretty nearly about as much fun as a root canal, and I was a bit leery about getting from Anaheim all the way up to Burbank in a timely fashion. After all, Ellen doesn’t wait for anyone, especially tardy Canadian fans. I’m not nervous about driving in LA, I just find it frustrating – drivers are all about themselves down there & common courtesy isn’t the norm. Not to mention the inexplicable freeway standstills, which make me crazy.

At any rate, we checked into our new hotel, did some last minute shopping, hit In-N-Out Burger (I’m all about In-N-Out Burger – I consider it the ultimate burger joint & will make trips to the western US simply to have a shake and a burger) and arrived at the Warner Bros studio lot with plenty of time to spare.

Things were a bit different from last year, in that now they’re keeping track of the names of all the guests that are seeing the show & that seemed to cut down all the people hanging out in the parking lot begging for extra tickets. The rule is you can only attend one taping per season, but as people tend to do there were always some insistent on abusing the privilege. We also didn’t have to fill out any audience questionnaires this year, but otherwise it was pretty near the same.

We made it!

Of course, there’s no photography allowed in the studio, so much as I would have loved to document the coolness that is her studio, that isn’t allowed. Suffice it to say that for the number of people they accommodate every show, her staff & the setup are amazing. I was also pretty delighted to score a couple pairs of the boxers she sells at her gift shop – last year they had been sold out & I waited 10 months to get my coveted Ellen boxers.

Once we were all seated, the warm up guy (Tommy) came out & he’s pretty cool. They do some audience dancing & singing. We were pretty lucky, we had some real characters in our audience and I would be very surprised if what happened prior to our show doesn’t make Ellen’s website. She was impressed enough to talk about it when she arrived on the stage.

The 1st segment was hilarious – I’m a sucker for Bad Paid for Photos and on this day there was a crazy Canuck there who made the show with her excitement. I look forward to watching the show Monday just to re-watch her, and Ellen’s reaction to her.

Minnie Driver was fantastic, as was the rest of the show. While we had pretty decent seats last year, this year we were basically right in the middle of the studio, with only two rows of people between us & where Ellen dances through the crowd. If I would have stretched my arm out, I could have touched her when she danced by. The woman is even better in person, if that’s even possible!

The biggest highlight to the taping though, was after she said goodbye to the cameras. Last year, she was gone like a shot off the stage with no real audience interaction (at the time, I thought she appeared tense but she was also juggling Idol & her show so who knows what was going on). This year, however, was completely different. She came right to the edge of the audience, and began telling us about how she use to love the audience interaction & immediate response when she did stand-up that she doesn’t always see with her show. She told us she had really enjoyed our audience, said we were one of her all-time favorite crowds and our energy was amazing. Don’t get me wrong, this was in no way my doing, other then I truly enjoyed myself & held nothing back as did the rest of the crowd.

I can only speak for myself when I say I was beyond excited that Ellen had come over to talk to the audience & I could have died pretty happy right then and there. However, as she was talking it was obvious she was thinking about something & her entire crew was staring expectantly (& smiling) at both her and the audience. I’m fairly sure that my heart stopped beating when she said they’ve never done this before and she wasn’t sure exactly how her staff was going to work it but she wanted to give us all tickets to come back for a 12 Days of Giveaways show next November/December. I’m not sure if I was happier about the news, or the look of pure delight on her face & the twinkle in her eyes when the audience went crazy.

She finally left the stage and her staff told us we were the 1st audience invited back to the Season 9 12 Days of Giveaways. They also said because this had never been done before, they had to figure out how to make it happen. We were a bit worried, as they said we’d be getting a phone call this afternoon to get contact information for all guests who had attended and of course we’re on an airplane, but we spoke to her staff & they are aware.

The final highlight to my night was as we were walking out of the studio. We were on the sidewalk right outside the studio with around 20 other people who had attended the show & were leaving. I was already walking on air & not paying tons of attention to my surroundings when this silver Porsche came out of the gate right in front of us. I thought nothing of it, until that silver Porsche started honking. I looked up to see a drop dead gorgeous blonde (you all can guess who, but sadly Portia wasn’t with her) smiling & waving to those of us on the sidewalk before she was gone for the night.

We spent most of last night trying to absorb the fact that not only are we getting to go to Ellen for a third season (without having to navigate the luck-of-the-draw ticket acquisition) but we also get to go to one of the most coveted shows of the year!

I haven’t even started worrying about the logistics yet, because they’ve already told us we wouldn’t get any details until next fall – possibly November! We want to take our kids to LA this time, & possibly some other family members may accompany us. We all need to book our holidays & pray they’re granted (not that I care, I won’t be at work that day regardless). I can’t even begin to start worrying about what she might give away, how we would get anything home on the plane and what Canada Customs is going to have to say about it because I’ll make my family crazy. I just know that this year will likely drag by as slowly as I’ve ever known time to drag but I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited about any of our other holidays.

Now that our big white Boeing is about to touch down, I have to say this is a holiday I’ll never forget. It was short, but I will always be thankful that my mom & D had fun, and the trip went off without any hitches. I will also always be happy to know that while Ellen will never know my name specifically, I was part of a show that was special enough to her to do what she did for those of us in the audience.  The smiles on the faces of D, my mom & Ellen that day made all my planning and worrying well worth it & for that, I’ll always be grateful….

Grrrr!!!!

So, if you’ve read my blog at all lately you may already know that we’re headed to sunny California next week.  Through some luck, we scored ourselves tickets to The Ellen Show.

I thought we had the planning under control, more or less, if you don’t factor in that we haven’t booked our flights yet and we still have one more night in a hotel we need to book, but those are minor details in my grander scheme of things and I’m not worried about them.

I was a bit sad to realize yesterday that Ellen’s birthday is on Jan 26 (as a huge Ellen fan, I should know this by heart but I admit I forgot) and the show that we’re going down to see will be aired on Jan 24.  I would have been beside myself in delight if I could have been in the audience when the person I admire most on this planet had her birthday celebration, but I’ll take what I can get and be damn happy to do it.  As it turns out, there never were tickets available for the taping of her birthday show, so those must be special invites only and that made me feel better about missing it by only two days.

At any rate, I thought we were relatively well organized for this trip until today.  We normally have our kids from Sunday night or Monday morning until either Friday night or Saturday morning, but I told their dad a month ago that we had this trip coming up – he said they would take the kids and figure all that parenting/school type stuff while we were gone.  Well, we leave in five days and we discovered today that he never thought to mention this to his significant other.  In a normal world, you would think this probably isn’t a big deal.  In his world, it’s a huge deal.   He works 12 hour night shifts, usually seven days a week if it’s snowing at all.  His woman is already dealing with her two kids and now she’s going to school.

We thought today we’d better talk to them and see if they had everything planned for the days we’re gone, and his woman informed us she would have to drop the kids off at our house every morning an hour prior to their bus, and then would pick them up a few hours after they got home off the bus.  Keep in mind the kids are 11, 11 and SEVEN – I think that D and I were justified in panicking just a little bit.  Who in the hell drops off a seven year old and expects him to make his own lunch and get on a school bus on time, especially in a house where there are no adults for four days?

In the end, there’s a silver lining to this story.  My very good friend is a sweetheart (and happens to be the mother of the seven year old’s BFF), she agreed to take our three kids for the time we’re gone, bringing her kid total up to five.  I wouldn’t have expected anyone to do that, ever, and I’m not sure how we’ll ever repay her but I will give it a shot.  Maybe some Ellen boxer shorts will do the trick?  My own mother probably would have laughed right out loud if I’d asked her to do that, although it’s an irrelevant argument in this case since she’s coming with us to Ellen.

What annoys me more than anything is my ex insists on joint custody of the kids, on paper anyway.  And usually he insists on them coming to his place almost half the time but he’s never there.  He works 12 hour shifts, with a 45min to an hour commute each way.  He also attends a couple of those pesky Narcotics Anonymous meetings every week.  Factor in that he tends to be a lazy ass and either sleep or watch TV when he’s home, and really he has nothing to do with the kids 95% of the time.  His woman is responsible for everything when the kids are out there.  The reason he insists on joint custody, at least on paper, is then the chances of him having to pay child support are substantially lessened.  I oftentimes find myself wondering if there’s any possible way he could be a less responsible father and he usually finds a way to show me that yes, it’s possible!

What I wish he would realize that while the boy may not be old enough to know or care what just happened here today, the girls are definitely old enough to know and that has to affect them.  I feel terrible for leaving them, and knowing our girls they’ll likely feel like an inconvenience.  Thank goodness my friend would never do anything to make them think they’re a problem, but it’s pretty sad when their own father and step-mother-to-be find them to be an inconvenience.   Not only am I going to owe my friend (at least in my mind, probably not in hers), but I’m going to have to spend the next two weeks trying to bolster their torpedoed self esteem.

 

I Hope Everyone Survived the Holidays!

Hi all, hope everyone had a good holiday season (or at least a tolerable holiday season)!   I’ve been on an internet hiatus in the past little while, for a variety of reasons, and I’ve decided this post just may be the most difficult post I’ve ever tried to write (not for reasons of content, simply because I’ve been offline for awhile and am having issues trying to get back into the swing of things).

I admit, I’m never a big fan of the holidays.  I like the meaning behind them, and I enjoy, for the most part, the getting together with friends and family.  However, I could do without the stress and the greed and the general selfish nature that seems to overtake the general population at this time of year.

This Christmas was a challenge around our house, having to deal with our 12 hour shifts and organizing kids schedules with their dad and some other family issues which will be the subject of a ranting type post in the very near future, but overall it wasn’t much different than every other Christmas.

What was different though, was my patience with negativity.  I found myself noticing it more than normal this year, and it bothered me far more than it usually does.  It seemed like people were snarkier than usual, and it was apparent in tweets, in comments on blogs (both mine and others), in facebook posts, etc.   I was already having enough trouble with negativity in person (the subject of the upcoming ranting type post) to have the ability to put up with online drama (don’t get me wrong – I enjoy some people I’ve met online far more than some of the people I have to deal with in real life).  At any rate, there seemed to be no point to being actively involved in online drama when I was seething from things I was witnessing in my day to day life, so I cut my internet usage down to a bare minimum until I was back in a good head space.

I doubt many people noticed my absence, and many will wonder the point of this post.  There really isn’t one, other to say I’m back online (sort of) and I hope everyone managed a great holiday.   Take care, and we’ll see you soon!